Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
Last night I remember partying with friends to find blood on my nightstand.
Moments after, I scolded my friends to put my alarm clock back where they found it.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
Where do walls shop?--Walmart.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
Person: Where do I commit suicide?
Dog: Roof.
Person: Good idea.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
"Mommy, mommy, where's my school dress... ewww!"
"Shut up and leave the bedroom."
