When jokes
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?
I have an account at the website Memedroid.
My name is J0K35FromWJE.
Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).
I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).
Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Yo mama so stupid.
When she was in mandarin class, she asked, "Where are the mandarins? I'm hungry."
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.
Guy: Oh, what is it?
J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.
Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.