What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
so, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- oh, wait a minute!!!! rewind!! so, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Pop in the toilet
yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch
Me and my friend have a friend that’s in a wheelchair but he is so annoying so whe throw him in a fire now we call him hot wheels
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.... I called him ht wheels.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair ? At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair ?
Stand? Wait. No.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
