Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
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Steven hawking walks into a bar oh, wait he doesn’t walk
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat
The wheelchair
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs
stephen hawkins couldnt make it to heaven cause there was stairs so he rolled down to hell
There's a new horror movie about Steven Hawking
It's called unplugged 🤣
Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven? Because ther wasn’t a ramp
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done I said "How bout you give me a standing ovation." I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair. Sad and lonely
the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs
whats the diffrant between stephen hawking and rocket league you cant stand up
A guy in a wheelchair said I stand for Boris and but I think he ment he sat for Boris
What do you called Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels
Why did Steven halkings die.....
A quad rasher ran him over
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.
. What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
why could the zombie not clap because it was dead duh
Stephen hawking got an engine swap with a nissan 350Z and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
😳 What do you ☎️ 📞 call 🤔 a physically handicapped ♿ heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and german? A physically handicapped ♿ promiscuous heterosexual man that is german
