Wheelchair jokes
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.