Wheelchair jokes

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.

If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Anything they can't catch you.

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!

No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.

Pop in the toilet.

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!

A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.

I left my Avatar at home today.

I never get off on the wrong foot.

Stand? Wait. No.

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?