I never get off on the wrong foot.
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
I left my Avatar at home today.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Pop in the toilet.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
