Wheelchair

Wheelchair Jokes

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, โ€œThey see me rolling, they hating.โ€

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I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"

I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.