What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair ? At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
If you look up the word Wheelchair in a dictionary you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair ?
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
I can't walk, I can't talk but I can drive a wheelchair.
What do u call a fat person in a wheelchair A broken wheelchair
What is pedophiles favorite prey: Vegitables
What do you call an Asian in a wheelchair? Sum Ting Wong.
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra Strips of naked lies down in a ally way three chicks walks on by a blond a brunette an a red head
The red head sed I'm not letting that go to waste so she strips of an rides him when she's finished The brunette then strips of naked an rides him the blonds now worried because she just got her period the red head sez he's dead don't let it go to waste so she strips of naked an rides him then he wakes up he then send wow two jump starts an a blood transfusion I'm good to go !
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair? Because once your a fruit you can't be a vegetable.
. What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Women are gay “Wheelchair”- HAHA
What is a carrots favourite shop?
The wheelchair store
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired they can keep going with their feet?
Why do Christmas trees 🎄 like wheelchairs ? Beacause the have kids
(Q) What is the hardest part of a cabbage (A) Wheel chair
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
What do you call a orphan u put into a volcano with a wheelchair Hotwheels
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run windows 10