Wheelchair jokes
That's wheely (really) sad.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
Stand? Wait. No.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
I have no legs.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.