Wheelchair jokes
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
I left my Avatar at home today.
Pop in the toilet.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?