What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, โThey see me rolling, they hating.โ
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesnโt walk.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
. Whatโs better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.