Wheelchair jokes

So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"

My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.

I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.

As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

Stand? Wait. No.

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

Pop in the toilet.

No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.

I never get off on the wrong foot.

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!

"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Anything they can't catch you.

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?

Because they have to pay for road tax.

Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!

I left my Avatar at home today.

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.