Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
. What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/