Wheelchair jokes

I never get off on the wrong foot.

Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!

One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair.

My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on eBay, the Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.

Pop in the toilet.

A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.

What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels.

Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.

Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?

Because they have to pay for road tax.

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.

"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Anything they can't catch you.

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.

For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.

Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.

If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?

At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.