Wheelchair jokes
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples actually get picked.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
Why can't people in wheelchairs pass high school?
The pacer test.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.