Wheelchair jokes
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."