My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
Whats Stephen Hawkings favourite song??
Rollin and controllin
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Have u ever stepped in Stephen hawking's house.
Neither has he.😂😂
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Why does Steven hawkings only do one liners?
Cause he can’t do stand up
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
