Wheelchair jokes
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
Why did the wheels not move on his wheelchair?
Because he had no legs.
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
Grandma: "Y’know, I used to be in this wheelchair cause of back pain. But ever since I met Spence, the pain went to my legs. At least my back is fixed!"
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.