Wheelchair jokes
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
If Carlsberg did wheelchairs...
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.