He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair
Guess who likes vegetables now?
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they can’t stand up for themselves
I got my son a bike for his birthday the ungratful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Penis.
What part of a vegetable cant you eat, The wheelchair
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
