Wheelchair jokes
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
Stand? Wait. No.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, โThey see me rolling, they hating.โ
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesnโt walk.
Whatโs the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Why canโt Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasnโt a ramp.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.