Wheelchair jokes
I left my Avatar at home today.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Pop in the toilet.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"