Wheelchair jokes
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
In about ten days, Stephen Hawking's wheelchair is going to have its first and last service.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.