Wheelchair

Wheelchair Jokes

My mom bought me a car and she called me an ungrateful b**ch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didnā€™t really have any body for the serial killer to stab

I was playing basket ball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.

I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers yours are already broken.

What is the difference between a magic house šŸ  and a human? A magic house šŸ” can fly and a human can not fly

Theres a old lady doing gardning every year nothing grows she goes the the man who lives next door she sez how do you get your tomartoes so big an red he tells her you show them your privates at night time so she leaves that night latter she goes out side an shows the garden her privates the next shes got Zucchinis a meter long !

Your so lucky bullies don't have a Chance to push you around any more ? They'll get there's when there in a wheelchair ?