Wheelchair

Wheelchair jokes

Stephen Hawking

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, โ€œThey see me rolling, they hating.โ€

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  • Orphan

    I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?

    Fruit

    Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?

    Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.

    Wing

    Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!

    Movie

    There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.

    It's called "Unplugged!"

    Ramp

    Why canโ€™t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

    Because there wasnโ€™t a ramp.

    Ovation

    I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"

    I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.

    Reason

    The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

    Guy

    A guy in a wheelchair said, "I stand for Boris." But I think he meant he sat for Boris.

    Reason

    The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

    Charge

    What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?

    They both charge.