Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
Put the wheel wheelchair in the pot
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
what do you call a kid in a wheelchair
TIMMAHHHH
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
