Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Wheelchair Jokes
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do you call a nun on a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
