Wheelchair jokes
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.