Wheelchair jokes
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Memes
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.