Wheelchair jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Memes
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!