Wheelchair jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
A boxer talks with his fists.
Stephen Hawking talks with his wheelchair.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.