Wheelchair jokes
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
Memes
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.