Wheelchair jokes
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
What brands do people in wheelchairs wear?
Michelin.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand up.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What’s the hardest part about making vegetable soup?
To put the wheelchair in the pot.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.