Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves
Apparently Steven Hawkins was a stand up kind of guy
What do you do with a dog that have no legs, - Take him for a drag
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled to far from the outlet.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet? Yeah neither has he
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
A dad is in a weelchair and his dughter goes dont step on a crack
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything
If the teachers tells you stand up if your not gay and there’s that one kid in the wheelchair
Steven Hawkins didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge
i put someone in a wheelchair in to the fire and called him hot weels
if stephen hawking was in a horror movie .... would he make his robot try and shout “aaaaaaaaah help me , i can’t move i’m too scared” ???
What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?
Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.
I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
so, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- oh, wait a minute!!!! rewind!! so, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
Pop in the toilet
