Wheelchair jokes
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
He's in a wheelchair.
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
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I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."