Whats jokes
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
What's more annoying than uncles?
Ants.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.