Whats jokes
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
What da dog doin'?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What’s the opposite of poo?
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.