Whats jokes
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...
"Catch you later!"
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?
Palestinian masseur.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.