What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
Whats Jokes
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Joy.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
What's long, hard, and full of semen?
Answer: Me.
What do you get when you mix a white guy and a fire?
A firecracker.