Whats jokes
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
What da dog doin'?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
What is this?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.