What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Whats Jokes
Q: What do you call a security guard at Samsung?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Fuller House."
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.