Whats jokes
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
The Virgin Mobile.
What is red and puts out fire?
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.