Whats jokes
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What is a difference between a tree, tree house that yyyyy?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
What do girls have that boys don’t have? Bobbies.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
What do you call a black person?
Black.
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"
What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Rubber-toe.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.