Whats jokes
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What's the difference between a knife and me?
One has a point.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
What’s one food orphans can eat?
Homemade.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
With what do you stuff a dead parrot? His.
Son: Dad, what are those two huge balloons on mommy's chest?
Dad: I don't see balloons, but I see boobs. I mean, yes, balloons.
Son: Are you sure they're balloons? Yesterday I heard Uncle Frank trying to get a milk dispenser working.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.