Whats jokes
What do you call a?
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.