Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Baseball, because they finally have a home.
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
What's the difference between PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with the terrorist.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.