Whats jokes
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
What do you call a mug? A mug dummy.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a blender.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels! We'll see him soon.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What's the difference between a boomerang and a Black father?
A boomerang comes back.
What do you call a closet with two lesbians inside?
A liquor cabinet.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"