Whats jokes
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
What are priests' favorite shoe?
White Vans.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
What do you say to someone's mom?
"You mom gay."
Teacher, what do you call sex making out with a C.I.W.?
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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