Whats jokes
What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
What do you call a?
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
What do you call Cyanne when she first wakes up? Nanny McPhee.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"