Whats jokes
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What’s the opposite of poo?
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
What do you call an orphan? Homeless.
What's an orphan's worst favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't homeless people find a home? Because they're orphans.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
I'm freshfry. I don't know what Alya's problem is, but just leave her alone, ok? Thanks.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What does a terrorist get for Christmas?
A C4.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.