Whats jokes
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What wiggles and waggles?
A floppy dick!
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
What cigarettes does Churchill's wife like to smoke?
A blue Winston.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.