Whats jokes
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What if death is hell because there is no bridge to heaven?
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What is a pirate's favorite ride? A carrr!
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.