Whats jokes
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking đź’•
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
What is going on here?
Whatever it is, I kind of like it.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
What’s Stephen Hawkins favourite shampoo and conditioner?
Head and shoulders.
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?
What do cows read? The moospaper!
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.