Whats jokes
What do you call a door? A floor.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What's the best part of a terrorist on Fourth of July?
The finale.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.