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What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
Memes
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What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's cellmate.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.