Whats jokes
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?
Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.
What is the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
My friend: You're ugly.
The orphanage: That's what I said to all my children.
What happened to watersharky?
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.