Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"
Whats Jokes
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel!
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Hey, what's your age, Jordan? Probably 5 years old.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!