Whats jokes
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better lace up!"
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 2)
“I'm HUNGRY for some BARS!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet!"
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.