What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Whats Jokes
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They donโt know what a full house is.
(DOORS)
What door is the first door that opens for you?
The elevator to go to the game.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Whatโs the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Yo mama's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
What is a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
