Whats jokes
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Memes
What is brown and sticky?
The leftovers of the iceberg.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.