Whats jokes
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Memes
Spin
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)