Whats jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
WHO LET HIM HAVE A HORSE- (we are doomed yall..)
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
What's between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.