Whats jokes
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!