Whats jokes

What do you call an ass on a beach?

Sandy cheeks!

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?

Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.

I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.

BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?

What do you call a booty that can sing?

A crack-up!

What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?

"No, my cock!"

What instrument do skeletons play?

The Trombone!

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?

One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.

What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?

The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

They can't see their parents.

What do the initials "MAD" stand for?

Mothers Against Democrats.

What did the mic say to the rapper?

"Don’t DROP me, bro!"

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

What do you call a rapper with bad credit?

Lil Borrow.

What do you call a child with no family?

Names.

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.

What do you call a fast boat?

Usain Boat.

It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”