What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Whats Jokes
What makes a software developer feel rich?
Their cache.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
The baby water bottle said to the mommy water bottle, "Mommy, I lost my teddy bear." The mommy water bottle said, "Why don't you RECAP on what you said?"
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Jimmy asks an elevator operator what he thinks of his job.
The operator shrugs and says, "It has its ups and downs!"
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.