Whats jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
Memes
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What did the police say to the ice cream freezer?
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.