Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."