Whats jokes
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
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Memes
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"
Fork off!
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?