Whats jokes
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
What did the magician do as a trick in his show?
Make your doubts about magic... DISAPPEAR!
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!