Whats jokes
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What's the one school event that orphans don't go to?
Parents' evening.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
Memes
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."