Whats jokes
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Memes
this is what society expects you to be.
What do you call a group of depressed people?
Suicide squad.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!