What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
Whats Jokes
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
I read a sign. What it meant to say is, "You matter, don't give up." What I read was, "You don't matter, give up."
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.
What goes up but doesn't come down?
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!