Whats jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?
The color black.
Dear explain bear, so please don’t say anything rude please, but what do you think about Christianity. I do not mean to ask questions
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What goes in hard and comes out soft? A toothbrush.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?
One's wanted.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!