Whats jokes
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
What did COVID say to the American?
Nothing, it just took its breath away...
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What do you call Jan[uary] 6th?
White people smearing shit on the walls of the capitol!
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
What's the one game emos hate?
Cut the rope.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
"I like ya cut G" means two different things.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.