Whats jokes
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
What's another name for cumming inside a woman? Loading the dishwasher.
What animal has 5 legs?
A pitbull on a children's playground.