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Whats Jokes
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
When a military person dies, we shoot all night. When a drunkard dies, we drink all night. When a Christian dies, we pray all night. What if a prostitute dies? What should we do? Please tell me.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"
What is a Mexican's only obstacle?
Border patrol.
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife replies, “Change the damn diaper, you idiot.”
