Whats jokes
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
What do you call an orphan family tree?
A tree stump.
This is what the unknown guy is saying about Tenya and Kenya!
Go to each link and read it and the comments, and it will really make you cry!
http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fb240eccd25122cb21997/kenya-will-end-up-all-alone
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fa7beeccd25122cb2197b/fine-then-if-i-cant-do-gwen-then-i-guess http://worstjokesever.com/jokes/603fbb2aeccd25122cb219a5/kenya-at-least-you-know-youre-ugly-and-accept-itit-is-tenya-and-kenya-twin-sisters
You think Gwen is the worst one to get bullied? Well look at this!
What screams I’m insecure?
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
Me: I have a dream.
Mom: What?
Me: For you to fucking shut up.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty, what happened to you?