Whats jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Bf: Hey, what ya doing?
Gf: Just lying in bed.
Bf: Just lying in bed?
Gf: And eating cereal.
Bf: Ha, nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you...?
Gf: Eat my cereal.
Bf: I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Gf: I'd get out of bed and get more cereal.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."