Whats jokes
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
What did the lion say to the lion tamer? Nothing, because when the lion tamer whipped the lion, the lion killed him.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
What's the difference between Madeline Mikan and a boomerang?
Boomerangs come back.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
Genie: What are your 3 wishes?
Me: Make every word 4 letters long.
Geni: Wish Gran.
Me: Make every word start with "br".
Genie: Brsh Bran.
Me: Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh".
Bruh: Bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh.
Bruh: Bruh bruh.