Whats jokes
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
If you're going shopping at school, what color would I like to smell: True or False?
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What did the chancla say to the belt?
"It's time."
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.