Whats jokes
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What do you call a 3-sum with a girl with AIDS?
Nut in the butt.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
What do you call a train with bubble gum?
A chew chew train.
Oh man, I'm depressed.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
What starts with "M" and ends in "arrige" and is a man's favorite thing?
Miscarriage, this joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple got chosen.
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!