Whats jokes
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂