Whats jokes
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
What is white and sticky?
Glue.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
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What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
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What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
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What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
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What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What kind of veggie is always getting itself into a hard situation?
A pickle.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?