Whats jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?
Everything.
Riddle: I can fill a room, others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?
Answer: Loneliness.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?
Both have eight legs.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What type of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow.
What do old people have when they are sick.
A going away party.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.