Whats jokes
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What are the best shooting ranges in America?
Schools.