What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Whats Jokes
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.
I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
