Whats jokes
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
What is the definition of clapped?
Ur mum when I am in her bed.
Little Johnny walks in on his mom taking a shower and slips and falls under her, and he says, "What's that, Mama?" She says, "That's just an old bear." He says, "He's a mean bear." She says, "Why's that?" He says, "He's got blood in on eye and shit in the other."
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
A couple has sex in the dark every single night.
One night, the wife gets curious about what goes on, so they start f...ing, and she flicks the light on. When she flicks the light on, she catches him with a dildo playing with her pussy. She's so mad that she started ranting and raving. The husband says, "Honey, I know you're mad, and I'll explain the toy. Just do me one favor: explain the children."
I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
I asked my orphan friend to come to my house. He said he was confused because he didn't know what that is.
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?