Whats Jokes

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Michael Jackson.

What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

An orphan's parents.

Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.

Friend: What was the first?

Me: They- they weren't always orphans.

Friend: O-O

What are two things orphans can’t have?

Parents.

What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?

Norwegian massage.

What are two things that an orphan can’t have?

Two parents.

What do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini.

What do you call your mom? Gay.

What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!

My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.

I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."

What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.

What's the difference between a black person and an apple?

An apple chooses to hang.

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?

When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.

What is an orphan and an apple?

They get picked.

One time my boyfriend and I were playing the tickle game and I tickled him on his thighs by accident, and I said, "Oh no, I am dead."

Then he started tickling me on my thighs up to my vagina, and then I moaned while laughing and told him, "STOP, please."

Then he said, "That's what I thought," and I was like, you cheated. He was like, "You first did it."

So he went to the restroom and pulled down his pants. Then I jumped on him and pulled his dick five times, and he screamed, and I quickly ran out and laughed. Then he ran to me, and I screamed, and he started eating my pussy and fingering me while I said, "Okay, okay, stop."

And he stopped and started sucking my boobs and giving me hickeys while I said, "Please stop," and then I pushed him off, and he turned me around and put his dick in my hole, and I said, "Owwwwwwww."

Then he said, "Play with me, I'll fuck you up."

I said, "Ughh," and slapped him.

Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?"

Mommy says, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play."

A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter.

Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so I took the scissors and cut them off."