Whats jokes
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Son, what is 1 plus 1?
Dad, I don't know.
Son, it is 2.
Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
What happened when the duck crossed the road?
It crossed the road.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
What do ants use when they're stinky?
Deodorant.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.