Whats jokes
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
What do you call a racist community? America.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What do you call a binder with no rings?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Me: Can I borrow your CD?
Friend: What CD?
Me: See deez nuts in your mouth.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.