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Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?
"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!
They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.
Why can’t orphans play poker?
Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
POOP!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
