What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Whats Jokes
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.
Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!
Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?
Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!
Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Gina: Ha! YOU HAVE NOTHING!
Orphan: Yes I do.
Gina: What do you have then?
Orphan: Parents.
Gina: LIAR!
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
