Whats jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
What is a monkey with a head?
Son: Dad, what's a morbid joke?
Father: Walk over to a homeless man and throw a rock at him, then you will know.
Son: But Dad, I don't have arms or legs.
Father: Now you know.
What is mad cow disease?
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.