What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Whats Jokes
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
What is smegma name?
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
