Whats jokes
What does a foreigner say when he comes to America?
I don't know, I don't speak foreignish...
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
What kind of birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."