What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
Whats Jokes
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
