Whats jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!