What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Whats Jokes
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?
Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?
What is the Demogorgon's favorite song?
"Maneater."
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?
Hairspray.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.
Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Kili, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
