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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.

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    • What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

    It's funnier when kids get it.

    There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

    What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?

    The apples got picked!

    "911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.

    “I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.

    You know what I like most about people with Parkinson's... Their handshake!

    A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.

    First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."

    You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

    The second one never lands as good as the first one.