Whats jokes
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
What did the female rapist say at her hearing?
"Well that boy's dick was inside me and you know what you metoo people say, 'my body my choice.'"
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
What do you call it when Panera Bread gets painted red?
Panera Red.
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
What do you call it when a man wants food in Panera?
Panera bread serving food.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
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