What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
Whats Jokes
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
Why can’t a gay person walk a trail? Because a gay person can’t walk on a straight line.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What kind of dress does a Roblox Floppa house have?
"ADDRESS!"
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common?
They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
