Whats jokes
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?
Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?
Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.