Whats jokes
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
What's a cheetah's fav food?
Fast food!
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
What do you call a rooster lollipop?
A cock sucker!
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.