Whats jokes
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;]
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?
An RCXD.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)