Whats jokes
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."