Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them, they disappear.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
Hey, Reaper!!! Where are you going?
"I finished my job."
What about me?
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?