Whats jokes
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
What do you call a Black person having a seizure?
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."
Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,
"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."
And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.