Whats jokes
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What can you catch, but not throw?
What do people use more than you that is yours?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?