Whats jokes
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What do you do when a Panera Bread panera breads?
Panera Bread.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What is 1+2? 0-23 CKerk.
What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
What were the webs?
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
What age is served for breakfast?
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!