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Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.

Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!

What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?

Hot Wheels.

Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.

What would you rate this woman?

A 7.

Why?

Because 7 ate 9!

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What would an orphan priest call himself?

Father Les.

What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?

At least the trash bag gets picked.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?

Trick question, emo is a handicap.

What do you call a hung autist...

Dead.

What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.

What's the difference between me and a rapist?

He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.

She was just 7 years old.

What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?

He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?

"Jit was lagging."

What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?

Her dad didn't beat cancer.

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.