Whats jokes
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.