Whats jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.