Whats jokes
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?
The wheelchair.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
What looks like it has jaundice and is filled with stupidity?
A Mexican.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.