What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter?
Only one came out of the chamber.
Whats Jokes
What’s better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Walking.
Riddle me this, Batman, what's long, round, and has cum in the middle?
Batman: A dick.
Riddler: NO NO NOOO! It's a cucumber!
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order?
Two large plains.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
My father always used to say:
"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."
Until the accident.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
Say what you will about pedophiles. At least they drive slowly through school zones.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
