Whats jokes

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."

I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?

Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.

I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.

As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.

After having a win at bingo, Ethel splashed out on some venison for tea.

During the meal, her daughter asked her mum what it was, to which she replied with a little smile... "It's what I call your father."

Little Jimmy threw down his knife and fork and jumped up sayin', "Oh My God! Don't eat it!!! It's a fucking Dick!"

What's another name for cumming inside a woman?

Loading the dishwasher.

What did the egg say to the tuna?

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?

"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"

What has two wings and an arrow?

The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.

Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?

A: Loading up the dishwasher.

What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?

I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?

"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."

what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?