Whats jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're off rhythm, but I'll give you a hand!"
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
M.C. Grill
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"