Whats jokes
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.