Whats jokes
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
When I’m bored, I text a random number, “I hid the body... now what?”
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.