Whats jokes
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
What do you call a duck with no head?
Your mom gay.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What did the orphan say to his father?
Nothing, he doesn't have one.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler.
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer.
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
What do blind people take for granted? Sight.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
So, a daughter goes to her dad and says, "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" He then tells her, "You know what to do." So then she proceeds to suck him off, almost immediately pulls out in disgust, and says, "Ugh, tastes like shit." Her dad then said, "Damn, I forgot your brother took the car."
So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good