Whats jokes
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador?
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Saucy
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What's only book rapeboat ever read? Rhyming dictionary, he got no rhymes without it.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.