What is my favorite thing about my grandpa?
His life insurance.
Whats Jokes
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.
I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
What do you call intelligent people in the U.S.?
Tourists.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
What bee can't fly?
Koby.
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
