Whats jokes
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
What is an animal that is always at a baseball game?
A bat! 🤣🦇🦇🦇🦇
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
What can fly?
Bird.
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!