Whats jokes
Q. What's red and crawls up your leg?
A. A homesick abortion.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk home and walk?
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive, and a tree 🌳 cannot drive.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What has it?
What time is it when your kids stay home from school? S'no time!
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
What is your car's name?
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.