Whats jokes

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?

A: Owwww!!!!!

Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?

A. A Billy Goose.

What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?

A plane wingless.

What's the difference between a club and a bar?

I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.

"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso espresso.

Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡

Last night I burned down an orphanage.

There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!

They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!

What do crows get after they buy a phone?

A cawing card.

What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.

What does the policeman say to the jumper?

"Hey! Pullover!"

What did Ron put in his diary?

I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.

What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?

•Terminal

What is a dog that you can drive?

A big doggy car.

What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.

What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!

What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!

What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!

What did one male whale say to the other male whale?

"She's gonna blow!"

What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?

Moorry Christmas!

(Even though cows can't really have religions.)