Whats jokes
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What is your favorite name?
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk, and a tree 🌳 cannot walk.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What time is it when you say, "Wake up?"
It is morning.
What is your favorite time of day?