Whats jokes
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What does an imouto ride?
Onii-san.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
What name is easy to say in Spanish?
Marissa!
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
I went to the doctor's yesterday. I said, "When I touch my back, it hurts. When I touch my knee, it hurts. When I touch anything, it hurts!" 😣 What’s wrong with me?
Doctor: You’ve broken your finger.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What has 8 legs and 2 ears? A dog.
What can you build with people? A boat!
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.