Whats jokes
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You can hide your own Easter eggs!!
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese 😱.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
What happens when a sink on the Titanic overflows?
It sinks it.
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
What is your favorite name?