What do you call jokes

What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?

A Jacko Lantern!

What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?

An RCXD (remote control explosive).

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

What does a baby computer call his father? Data!

What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!

Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!

Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!

What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!

What do you call the longest reigning monarch?

The queen? No, she dead.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.