What do you call jokes
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?
Technoblade!
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.