What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What Do You Call Jokes
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
What do you call a cute door?
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call an Asian phone? Wing Wing.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a sneaky SCP-096?
The Spy Guy!
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
