What do you call jokes
What do you call your kids?
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.