What do you call a school that can talk?
A school with a face!
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What is the best Christmas present ever? A broken drum! You just can't beat it!
What do you call an angry reindeer? RUDE-olph!
What is Santa's favorite breakfast? Snowflakes!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis!
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.